Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
it hurts more in the daytime
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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