It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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