I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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