Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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