I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
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at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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