question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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