I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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