He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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