dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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