chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Walk of Shame today included voting.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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