You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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