those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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