small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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