who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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