Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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