God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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