I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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