forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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