I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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