If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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