I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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