it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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