that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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