Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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