i would punch a child for taco bell
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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