Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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