How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He had one of those small greek statue penises
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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