But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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