I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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