It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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