So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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