OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
My hand turned me down
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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