I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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