woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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