I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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