Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
No subtext here. People are naked.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
