Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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