I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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