"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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