why didn't you poke me back
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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