I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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