I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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