They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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