Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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