Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
