but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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