Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
handjob tips. give me some.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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