She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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