I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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