The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
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Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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