everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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