why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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